笑话分享

１。题目：一边……一边……

          小朋友写：他一边脱衣服，一边穿裤子。

          老师批语：他到底是要脱还是要穿啊？

２。题目：其中

          小朋友写：我的其中一只左脚受伤了。

          老师批语：你是蜈蚣吗？

３。题目：陆陆续续

          小朋友写：下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回家了。

          老师批语：你到底有几个爸爸呀？

４。题目：难过

          小朋友写：我家门前有条水沟很难过。

          老师批语：老师更难过。

５。题目：又  又

          小朋友写：我的妈妈又矮又高又胖又瘦。

          老师批语；你的妈妈 是变形金钢吗？

６。题目：你看

          小朋友写：你看什么看！没看过啊

          老师批语：没看过

７。题目：欣欣向荣

          小朋友写：欣欣向荣荣告白。

          老师批语：连续剧不要看太多了！

８。题目：好吃

          小朋友写：好吃个屁。

          老师批语：有些东西是不能吃的。

９。题目：天真

          小朋友写：今天真热。

          老师批语：你真天真。

１０。题目：果然

          小朋友写：昨天我吃水果，然后喝凉水。

          老师批语：是词组，不能分开的。

１１。题目：先……再……，例题：先吃饭，再冼澡。

          小朋友写：先生，再见！

          老师批语：想像力超过了地球人的智慧。

１２。题目：况且

          小朋友写：一列火车经过，况且况且况且况且况且况

          老师批语：我死了算了

第4 是我的最爱。

“老师更难过”哈哈哈！

:P

好闷的星期六。

一个人在家，没车出去。

发霉生蘑菇咯~~~

TATA

Burlesque ♥

Burlesque ♥ !!!

Must watch okay!

Really.. MUST WATCH!!

I kept saying this while watching this movie "this movie is so nice.. this movie is so nicee"..

Ya, in the middle of the movie and of course after the movie..

So, watch it ya~! You wont regret! :)

Beautiful movie.
Beautiful performances, songs and musics.
Pretty girls.
And JACK(from the movie) is so HANDSOME & HOT!! :P

You say.. HANDSOME or not??

Sooo Handsome.. hahaha (O'.'O) *Blush*

Hmmm.. and this is
A nice song from Burlesque:
with meaningful lyrics..





Feeling broken 
Barely holding on 
But there's just something so strong 
Somewhere inside me 
And I am down but I'll get up again 
Don't count me out just yet 

I've been brought down to my knees 
And I've been pushed way past the point of breaking 
But I can take it 
I'll be back 
Back on my feet 
This is far from over 
You haven't seen the last of me 
You haven't seen the last of me 

They can say that 
I won't stay around 
But I'm gonna stand my ground 
You're not gonna stop me 
You don't know me 
You don't know who I am 
Don't count me out so fast 

I've been brought down to my knees 
And I've been pushed way past the point of breaking 
But I can take it 
I'll be back 
Back on my feet 
This is far from over 
You haven't seen the last of me 

I want to watch it again! 

That's all for now.

Bubye people~~~!

Muahhhhx!

:-*

HJ Story

This journal is written by the owner of "HJ Story"
If you had no idea what HJ story is, here you go, have a look:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/HJ-Story/141498585872320


His journal: 

"I think over the many years of dating and break-ups, if there’s anything I learnt about loving someone and being in a relationship, it’s patience.                                                                                   

It’s not about how sweet you can be, how much gifts you give, or even how much you’re willing to do for your loved one. It’s about how patient and understanding you can be when things aren’t going right, when someone does something that makes you angry, sad, or hurt.                                   

If I think over every single argument I’ve had in the past, and the break ups, most of the time, if only one side could be more patient and understanding, everything could’ve been prevented.             

It’s actually really easy to treat someone nicely, it’s easy to do a lot of sweet things for someone, it’s easy to shower someone with love and gifts. But it’s so hard, so hard, to be understanding and patient when things aren’t going the way you want. It took me so many years to try to learn this, and even now I can’t say it’s easy, but I know I’m trying.                                                                        

In this relationship, I lose in almost every argument I have with my girlfriend.  Not because I have no sense of principle or opinion. It’s because I think that for almost every argument, it’s not really important who wins, deep inside, most of us all know what’s right and wrong. It’s just at the heat of the moment, we become stubborn, or we let our emotions take over our logic and we argue. In the past, every time I win an argument, after it’s all over, I know deep inside who was right and who was wrong. If you care and love someone, try to just let little meaningless things go, sometimes even let the big things slide... just a piece of my mind "                                                    

I personally think that he is a very loving, caring and sweet guy.
He understands what to do and what not to do.
He knows exactly what a girl likes.


I just hope his girlfriend knows that She's a very lucky girl~!


I dont know how to explain to you guys.
Just see all the photos from these links, then you will know WHY.
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?id=141498585872320&aid=18878
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?id=141498585872320&aid=19383

This is too cute, too sweet! ♥

Good job, great talent, nice artwork, lovely guy.. :)

Happy Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's Day to all the Love Birds

&

Happy Single Day to all the Lonely Birds

Look at all the babies and kids above.

Aren't they cute?

Sometimes, I wish i can always be a baby.

Their love are true and pure.

Unlike adults or teenagers, Complicated like SHIT.

Valentine's Day - Another great day to remind some of us how truly alone we are

Found this quote from internet, isn't it true? Heh.

Anyway, to all the lonely birds, don't be too upset.

Maybe this year will be your last single valentine? 

Who knows? 

May cupid aim nicely and shoot the right girl/guy for you.

God Bless you guys! :)

Expectation is the root of all heartache

Another meaningful quote i found.

Sometimes, don't expect too much.

The more you expect, the more heartache you will get.

I'm not sure if anyone of you agree with me, but i think it's really true!

:)

Still,

Happy Valentine's Day! 

 ♥

一个我 需要夢想 需要方向 需要眼泪
更需要 一个人来 点亮天的黑
我已经 无能为力 无法抗拒 无路可退
這无聲的夜 现在的我 需要人陪

珍惜

最近左耳朵出现了一些问题，听医生说是发炎了。


前几天，左耳痛得我睡不着觉，半夜哭了好几个小时。
那次的痛，是我活了19年，受过最痛的一次。*无人可了解*


几天内，我总共看了三次医生。
现在左耳是完全听不到东西的，好害怕好害怕。:(
不过无论如何，还是得振作起来。
告诉自己不可以哭，可是还是会偷偷地躲在房间里哭。
因为害怕会永远失去听觉而哭，对，我是个哭宝宝。


刚刚到了一家餐厅去吃东西。
在餐厅里，听见人家把冰块放进杯子里的声音，baby哭的声音，店里播的音乐...
心里都在想那些声音怎么变得那么好听？
那些声音我平常都不会去在乎。


真的，
人真的要等到失去了一件东西或人物，才会懂得去珍惜。

静静一个人坐在房里打blog...

好希望我的左耳快点好起来，快点听得见。

:(

朋友，最近天气不好，要喝多点水，少吃点饼干。

不要像我这样，身体发热气，左耳听不见哦！

p/s: 要好好珍惜一切，一切。 :)

I wanna thank you :)

Dear someone,


I don't know whether you will see this or not, *you know who you are*
just wanna thank you for telling and talking with me till late night.
I was feeling quite upset and unhappy yesterday, but I'm feeling much better now.
Thanks! :)

" You can't make everyone happy! Don't care so much about them. Just do what you think it's right. If anyone of them wanna feel sad,angry or emo about it, just let them be. If they loved you, they will stay. Don't let their emotions affect you. As I said, you can't make everyone happy! "

You told me this a lot of times.
I hope I can remember it and do it!
:)

And thanks for making me laugh like mad in the middle of night.

"Okay Okay, I go back inside first" HAHAHA

This is so funny!! XD

Hmmm, Lastly..

I wanna wish you all the best.

Don't give up!

p/s: You're a good and funny man.

:P

鸡蛋糕

人家说昨天（04/01/11)是立春...

听说鸡蛋能站立！

我也拿了几粒鸡蛋来试试~

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你看看我的鸡蛋！

够可怜~

真的是，鸡蛋糕！

都不能站的~！:(

不过，没关系，明年我会再加油！:)

本小姐第一次自己化装，平时都是妈妈帮我画的。*我长大了一些，拍手!*

不过也没什么大分别啦，只不过是两条浅浅的眼线。 :P

不过，也没关系，下次我会再加油！:)

迟了些，不过还是要祝大家：

兔子节快乐！

天天开心！

;D